Kids Story Books

Hello, this page has been created to help you find the Grade Rats Apple book that you are searching for.

It has a lot of different types of books on it, so be sure to scroll all the way down to find just the right book.

One best places I know to find books about Grade Rats Apple is at Amazon:

Question: stop me if you heard this one...?

a first grade teacher told her class that she wanted them to say an alphabet and a word that starts with it,so all of the kids raised their hands to go first, so she picked susan and susan said A stands for apple and they are sweet and good, very good susan the teacher said,billy said B stands for ball i play ball everday, that,s right billy the teacher said...she saw lil johnny in the back but she acted like she did,nt see him because he always said somethig nasty and he besides cursed a lot, finally there was no one else to pick and she rather reluctantly called on johnny, alright she said johnny give me a word that starts with R johnny looked around angrily with those lil beady eyes slumped back in his chair twiddleing his fingers and said R stands for rat the teacher waited for a second suinting her eyes waiting for him to say something else that,s it she said surprisingly that,s very good johnny....yea a big fat a** mother f*****g rat with a twelve inch long d**k b****h

Answer: you placed this in the wrong catagory but funny

Nothing yet? Here are the very best Grade Rats Apple books on Ebay right now:

Question: Did you have spelling lessons ?

The teacher was telling her 4th grade class about today's lesson.

"I'll say a letter of the alphabet and you give me a word that starts with that letter. Let's begin. A"

All the children raise their hands, but little Johnny was almost coming out of his seat trying to get picked. The teacher knew Johnny had a filthy mouth and thought to herself that if she picked Johnny, he would give her a word like '***' or '***hole'. She picked Wendy, and Wendy said "apple".

"Very good", said the teacher, "now B".

Johnny was jumping out of his seat again, but the teacher picked Bobby. Bobby said "ball".

This went on and on with Johnny trying to get picked for each letter and the teacher knowing there was a dirty word for it. Then she got to "R". Nobody but Johnny had their hands up.

The teacher thought and thought and couldn't think of a bad word that started with "R". So she picked Johnny.

Johnny stands up and says: "R...Rat...a big, fat, *******' Rat!"

Answer: lol reminds me of some of the guys I went to school with

Elevator (Flo Rida ft. Timbaland)

Thank you for stopping by! If you did not find what you were searching for yet, simply use the search box above. It's pretty smart!

Related posts

• Sorry, no related posts at this time.